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Lunar: Do you want coffee?
Funneh: Yes please
Lunar: *goes and gets one coffee*
Lunar: *makes eye contact*
Lunar: *drinks it*
Funneh: why?
Lunar: you said you wanted some, I never said I was going to give you any
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Lunar: A vodka for me and uh, she'll have a Caprisun
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Lunar, I'm 27 years old
Lunar:
Rainbow: I can buy my own caprisun
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Funneh; *loses Draco in a crowd*
Funneh: finally
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Gold: ok, let me get this straight
Alec: More like, let me run this bi you
Kyran: Lets see how everything pans out
Celeste: Lesbi honest with each other
Evan: I'm gay
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*At the beach*
Kyran: *putting on sunscreen*
Prince: pussy
Kyran: you think you're stronger than the sun? The god damn sun?
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Alec: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Kyran: Heck
Alec: you're on thin fucking ice buddy
Alec: shit—
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Funneh: Guess what number I'm thinking of
Kyran: 420?
Funneh: no, that's extremely immature of you. Someone please guess and take this seriously.
Evan: is it 69?
Funneh: yeah, it was 69
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Gold: text me when you are on your way
Evelyn: potassium
Gold: god, you are such a nerd
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Draco: why are you late?
Lunar: a technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconscious
Draco: overslept?
Lunar: overslept
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
