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Yandere: Alec knows about You and I
Celeste: What? How?
Yandere: I don't know. But he's going to tell Elijah
Celeste: Why do men have to ruin everything
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Lunar: I don't have the energy for this.
Gold: For what?
Lunar: *gestures vaguely*
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Saihara: This box is where we put the things we love.
Nova: Can I put Celeste in the box?
Saihara: No.
Iconic: Can I put Celeste in the box?
Saihara: No!
Mother Adrian: Can I-
Saihara: NO ONE IS PUTTING CELESTE IN THE BOX!
tee hee Mrs_saihara , CelesteIsWifeu , Itookthekidsfromyou
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Gold: Careful, if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking you're in love with me.
Kyran: What could I ever have possibly done, to make you think that I'm not?
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Evan, placing a fork in front of a turtle: You are Raphael now.
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Kyran: It's your turn to give an inspirational speech, Evan.
Evan: Uhhh okay so um it's okay to fall apart sometimes.
Evan: I mean tacos fall apart sometimes too and we still love them.
Everyone else with sense:
Alec, wiping away a tear: Beautiful.
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Evelyn: Please sit on this chair, I'd like to ask you some questions.
Celeste, whispering to Elijah: Deny everything.
Elijah: That's not a chair.
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Funneh: Who wants bacon?
Gold: I'm vegan.
Funneh: I'm so sorry. How long have you known?
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Alec: You're annoying.
Evan: Stop holding my hand then.
Alec: .......No.
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Evan: I hate when people ask me if I am still gay or not.
Evan: Like what do they expect me to say?
Evan: "No, not anymore, my gay card expired last week, and I forgot to replace it"?
Alec: Evan... It's 3am go back to sleep
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
