When you try to make up for your lack of updates by giving out shitposts
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Evan: Name a better duo than me and Alec
Kyran, mumbling: You and me
Evan: .......... *sniff*
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Funneh: when have i done anything that's spontaneous or irresponsible?
Gold: i have a list. i keep it alphabetized.
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Lunar: So I got kicked out of most of my potions classes for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "Lunar". That's just my name, but you should hear their tone.
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Alec: That was my sarcastic voice.
Kyran: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Alec: I've been told that.
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Evelyn: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand to seem smart.
Evan: I photosynthesis with this.
(Autocorrect filled in Evan omg—)
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Celeste: i've been feeling like we're not as close anymore so i got us friendship bracelets
Yandere: ...?
Celeste: *handcuffs them together* there we go!
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Evan: this is worse than the time you dared me to lick the swing set
Alec: i didn't dare you to lick the swing set. i said, "Evan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "don't tell me what to do," punched me, and then licked the swing set
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Funneh: Guys, we're all siblings. We shouldn't be fighting. It should be us against the world and all we have is each other.
Gold: Funneh, Rainbow said another terrible pun..
Funneh: Tell that freak to jump off a cliff!
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Draco: Okay, I don't think anyone's here.
Funneh: How sure are you?
Draco: Fairly to pretty damn.
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Alec: No language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super computer calculating for A THOUSAND YEARS could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I DO NOT GIVE.
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
