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Evan: Laying out a little sugar to catch my snake!
Evelyn: Flies. Sugar catches flies.
Evan: Then what catches snakes?
Funneh: You have to wear snake traps.
Gold: No, you need those metal sticks with the grabbers at the end.
Kyran: My grandmother used those to get cereal down her cupboard.
Evan: Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?
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Elijah: I DO WHAT I WANT
Celeste: I'm calling Yumi
Elijah: No wait...
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Draco: Ok we gotta get through this locked door, Gold quick give me your credit card
Gold: Here
Draco, pocketing it: Cool. Funneh kick the door down
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Alec: Evan, you don't have the mental strength to caramelize onions...
Evan: Who's caramelizing onions?! Have you weirdos forgotten that apples exist?
Alec:
Alec: ...Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?
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Gold: You lied?
Lunar: I may have.
Gold: you may have, or you did?
Lunar: I may have did.
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Valarie: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that stuff with your heart
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Funneh: You always see the worst in people!
Lunar: Yeah, because people are the worst!
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Alec: You're pretty dumb
Evan: Thank you
Alec: Why are you thanking me? I insulted you-
Evan: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives of life
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Yandere: Can you do me a weird favour?
Celeste: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our relationship was founded?
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Funneh: While Gold's gone, I'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.
Draco: Why?
Funneh: She's pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
