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Yandere: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Alec: Its called arson and those people are witnesses
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Draco: *screams*
Lunar: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Gold: Should we do something?
Funneh: No, I want to see how this plays out
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Alec: Your existence is confusing
Kyran: How so?
Alec: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to you upsets me
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Yandere: No one could ever have a crush on me
Celeste: Um.. you know, actually—
Yandere: I'm too strong to be crushed
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Kyran: What's your sexuality?
Evan: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it's very hard to pinpoint—
Alec: *walks by*
Evan: I'm gay, so fucking gay
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Yandere: I'm not obsessed with Senpai
Yandere: I just need to be around him every hour or so, so I don't go insane
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Rainbow: I'm fine
Funneh: Your fine? That's good. I'm going to put that on your tombstone. 'She said she was fine. She was wrong.'
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Gold: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven shots of espresso
Lunar, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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Celeste: Your really think I cant do anything without your help, huh? Well, I'll prove you wrong
Yandere:
Celeste: I just need one thing first...
Yandere:
Celeste: Your help.
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Gold: What do you all plan on majoring in?
Rainbow: Batman
Lunar: I'm terrified that I'll lock me self into an interest that I won't be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've peruses I'm my life
Funneh: Minecraft
Draco: Minecraft as well
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
