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Funneh: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now.
Gold: Is that the one where we run away?
Rainbow: Not at all. It's the one where we make a dignified emergency retreat.
Draco: You're thinking of Plan G, Gold. They're similar.
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Evan: Is the pink panther a lion?
Alec: Say that again but slowly
Evan: I don't get it?
Alec: He's the pink PANTHER
Evan: Ok? But is he a lion?
Kyran: Evan...he's a panther
Evan: Isn't that a kind of lion?
Alec: No it's a fucking panther
Evan: I just googled panthers, they're not pink.
Kyran: AND LIONS ARE?
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Celeste: I thought you wanted to take pictures of the scenery? Why am I always in it?
Yandere: No photo is beautiful without you in it. Now hurry up and get in the frame.
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Funneh: Hey, lay off! You're not our babysitter!
Lunar: You're right! Babysitters get paid for the shit they have to go through!
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Funneh: I'm sending good vibes your way, they're coming and there is nothing you can do to stop them.
Alec: That is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up. Thank you.
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Funneh: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk?
Draco: Are my lights on?
Funneh, laughing: No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. Dude your car's fucking ugly.
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Funneh: It's time for Plan B.
Gold: We have a Plan B?
Funneh: Nope, but it's time for one.
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Barber: How would you like your hair-cut?
Draco: Preferably with scissors but a sword would be badass.
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Evan: Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.
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Valarie: Did you miss me? :3
Yandere: With every bullet so far..
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𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗍𝗒 ;𝗐;
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
