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Alec: I have no fears.
Evan: What if one day you woke up and Kyran was taller than you?
Alec: I have one fear.
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Funneh: I guess it's true what they say.
Funneh: Sometimes the ones we love most hurt us the most.
Gold: Funneh, for the last time, I'm sorry I ate your last piece of chocolate.
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Lunar: What do I do now?
Rainbow: Be honest.
Lunar: Why would I do that?
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Funneh: *screams*
Draco: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Rainbow: Should we... help them?
Gold: No I wanna see how this plays out
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Evelyn: i brought you frankincense
Valarie: thank you
Yandere: and i brought you myrrh...
Valarie: thank you
Yandere, pulling out a knife: ...myrrh—der!
Valarie: *gasps* Yan-chan—no
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Rainbow: *traps wasp under a cup*
Funneh: *walks over and sets down 2 more cups*
Rainbow: please no
Funneh: *starts shuffling cups*
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Yandere: Celeste and i arent dating
Yandere: we've just been friends for three years. we keep each other safe, she helps me plan, i help her comb her hair, we often share a bed, she cooks for me, she's a pain in the ass but she's grown on me...
Elijah: ...
Alec: ...
Yandere: fuCK, ARE WE DATING?!?
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Funneh to Gold: Alec doesn't love me like he used to.
Gold: What happened?!
Funneh: I told him I loved him and he didn't say it back right away.
Alec, running into the room: I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES! STOP TELLING EVERYONE I DON'T LOVE YOU!
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Yandere: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
Celeste: What the hell?!
Yandere: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Yandere: *whispering* Wanna help me commit a felony?
Celeste: whispering* Of course, what do you need?
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Funneh: Why do you go to sleep so late?
Lunar: There's no rest for the wicked.
Gold:
Funneh:
Gold: She stays up late watching cat videos
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
