ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes

Chapter 10

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Funneh: alright
Draco: fine
Funneh: fine
Draco: Splendid
Funneh: Spectacular
Draco: Terrific
Funneh: Marvelous
Rainbow: what are they doing?
Lunar, not looking up from her book: they're both mad but they still want to talk and neither of them will admit it

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Kyran: this is bullshit
Alec: did you just curse?!?
Alec: we don't talk like that in this goddamn motherfucking household!
Alec: SHIT!

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Lunar, looking into a crystal ball: I see flames, and five— no— seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows fly above your head
Funneh: is that good?
Lunar: No idea, but it looks like, super badass

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Gold: I really hate the concept of being overdressed
Gold: if I want to wear a nice gold dress and a fur coat to the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon, I shouldn't be judged
Gold: I should be applauded for being incredibly sexy

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Kyran: Guys! I almost got choked to death last night!
Evan: You'll be fine, next time just stay still and breath through your nose before you take more
Kyran: ... I was talking about choking on food... what are you talking about?
Evan:
Kyran:
Evan: I'mjusttalkingaboutstuffingenerallike—

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Funneh: Hey, can you get me the salt?
Gold: Can you get a boyfriend?
Funneh: *shocked and hurt* bro... why?

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Gold: Have you ever done anything you're not supposed to just because to feels good being bad?
Kyran: yeah
Gold: like what?
Kyran: I don't back up my hard drive sometimes, if I'm tired
Gold: wow..

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Draco, mid rant: ... and it was irresponsible, the absolute height of stupidity
Lunar: what's the height of stupidity?
Draco: Funneh, how tall are you?

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Evan, very drunk, pointing to Alec: That's my roadie, suckers!
Kyran, very quietly: Actually, he's your boyfriend-
Evan: My BOYFRIEND! Even better!

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Gold: You abandoned me! Left me to die!
Prince: I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were going to hassle me about it!

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