SasuSaku: Book Of One-Shots

Uchiha Glares

When I glare,
Don't stare.
Go fucking touch her if you dare.

Requested by GrumpyCatWriter101

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"Have we met before?"

I raised an eyebrow at how friendly the man's voice is. From the corner of my eye, I saw how Sakura Haruno blinked, as if to verify his question.

"Ummm?"

No. You haven't met before, baka.

I shrugged the thoughts away and tried to focus on the mission at hand. Kakashi and Naruto will kill me if I let my emotions get the best of me. It has been a couple of years after the war and things are surprisingly going smooth with me and my "team".

We started doing S-Ranked missions over a year ago..

Just like what we're doing now.

"Yeah.. Where have you been all my life, sweetie?"

My eyebrows furrowed as I watched the unknown man wrap an arm over her shoulder. Sakura immediately tensed at the sudden contact but did nothing about it.

Sweetie?

I gritted my teeth and I'm pretty sure the death glares I secretly sent him can bore holes into his head. What the fuck is she doing?! Annoyed, I stared Sakura down. To be honest, she looks absolutely beautiful in her ruby red dress. But still, a part of me is irritated at the fact that she dressed up for him.

When the waiter finally came, the man stopped twirling Sakura's hair and gave him their orders.

When the pink haired medic looked my way, I mouthed her the words, 'don't get too close with that pervert'. But since she doesn't have any talent at reading lips, I had to make hand gestures, ushering my hand in one direction to indicate the 'get some space' thing or whatever.

Finally, Sakura's eyes sparkled when her brain interpreted the gesture. I sighed and watch her again. And for how long will I just be sitting here in this crappy restaurant?!

"Sasuke, is the target entertained?"

I grunted through the communicator when Kakashi spoke.

"Yup. The bastard's entertained, alright." =__=

I could hear Naruto's chuckle in the background and then Kakashi added, "Well, someone's in a grumpy mood. Just bare with it for a few more minutes until we retrieve the scroll, Uchiha."

"Hn."

But when my eyes darted back to the two, I almost choked on air!

Sakura was literally clinging to the man! I then recalled the hand gesture I used and face-palmed when I realized she interpreted it the other way around!

Is that fucker grinning?!

Soon, I found myself striding towards them. The two immediately noticed me. Sakura gave me a weirded expression while the man looked a little irritated at the interruption.

"Yes?" He inquired.

A sadistic smirk made it's way to my lips.

"Are you done playing around with my girl, moron?"

His eyes widened. "Who the heck do you think you are?"

My smirk grew and I knew I looked like a creepy killer right now. I then grabbed Sakura's arm and pulled her towards me.

I replied, "I'll be the one who's going to vandalize on your tombstone the moment you stare down at this woman. Now, if you'll excuse us."

After that, I dragged Sakura away. I glanced at her and saw her smiling. Arching an eyebrow, I asked.. "What?"

She beamed me her pretty smile and poked my forehead,

"You can deactivate your Sharingan now."

Hn.

***End***

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