SasuSaku: Book Of One-Shots

SasuSaku Interview

Misty: Good day my lovely readers! So, how are you?

Anyway, since our  SasuSaku ship is now canon, as a gift for you guys, I made this interview portion.

Let's now give it up for our special guests, the king and queen, Uchiha Sasuke and Sakura!

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: Sasuke, stop being stubborn! There are like, a hundred readers reading, you know!

Sasuke: Don't tell me what to do.

Misty: Ah, guys? I th--

Sakura: Well just stop being an ass and just great our author. Shannaro!.. Hello Author-chan!

Sasuke: Hi.

Misty: Oh, hi SasuSaku! And please, don't call me 'Author-chan', call me Misty instead :)

Sakura: Okay Misty-chan!

Sasuke: Hn.

Misty: Okay, so first of all, can you guys great our readers/SasuSaku fanatics first, before we start?

Sakura: Sure! Hello readers! Thanks so much for supporting our ship. Our fifteen years of waiting really paid off ;)

Sasuke: Why? What were you guys waiting for??

Sakura & Misty: For you to stop being a psycho revenge-addicted ninja and realize you're feelings for once! #^_^#

Sasuke: -_-'

Misty: Okay, I think that's enough for the yapping. You two are here today to answer some questions from different Naruto fans!

Sasuke: You mean, all types Naruto fans?

Misty: Yes. (*^﹏^*)

Sasuke: Meaning, everyone, including our haters?

Misty: Well, yeah. Kinda. But I'll back you up!

Sakura: Then bring it on!

Misty: Alrighty then *pulls out iPhone* So, the first question is from NarutoRamen123. His question is:

Sakura, what can u say 'bout your Dad's hair. I mean, he looks like Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants!!! Aren't u a tad bit disturbed??  thx.

Sakura: Well, maybe a little.. But anyway, he's still my father, so I accept him whatever his hairdo is. And really, my pink hair color came from him, so I couldn't be anymore grateful.  ^_^

Misty: Very well said. Anyway, next question is from SasukeIsAwesome! His question is,

Sasuke, what can u say about NaruSasu??? It's basically the next top ship in fandom world!! :D

Sasuke: Neither Naruto or me is gay. Maybe you are, since you seem like a fan of it. *smirk*

Misty: Woah. The next question is from NaruSaku_FOREVER. ( Sasuke growling in the background ) Her question,

Sakura-chan, what do u think of Naruto? I mean, it is clear that u developed feelings for him. And if only u chose him, you'd have prettier children than u and duck-butt will EVER have.. ;P

Sakura: Why you--!

Sasuke: Let me handle this okay?

Sakura: Fine.

Sasuke: Ahem.. YOU LITTLE F*CKER! IF YOU DON'T WANT OUR SHIP TO HAPPEN, THEN MIGHT AS WELL DIE IN A FREAKIN' HELL HOLE! F*CK! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SAKURA IS MINE!!!! AND HELL, I BET SARADA IS PRETTIER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, YOU LOW-LIFE B*TCH. F*CK OFF.

Misty: You done?

Sasuke: *huffing* Hn.

Misty: Sorry for that guys. I forgot to block that one. Hehe.. Anyway, next up is from SasuKarinLover ( Sakura scowling in the background ) Her question....

Oh... ah. Let's just don't answer this one okay? I think--

Sakura: Why? What's the matter Misty-chan??

Misty: You don't wanna know.

Sakura: But I do! Oh come on, give me that! *snatches my iPhone*

( Scans question over and over again. Soon she burst into tears. )

Sakura: S-Sasuke, I hate you!! *sniff*

Sasuke: Why, what's the..?

*SLAP*

Sakura: *walks out.*

Sasuke: What was that?

Misty: *tearing up too* Here.

Hey Sasuke, are u sure Sakura is the mother of little Sarada?? B'coz she looks A LOT like Karin, with the glasses and all. Maybe, Karin is her Mom and Sakura-ugly, is just your maid.. Or perhaps, you just used Sakura for clan restoration and never really loved her.. Poor, poor Saku-chan..

Sasuke: *activates Sharingan and locates address* I'll be back. *leaves*

Misty: THAT B*TCH!! I HATE HER!!! I--!

*hears screaming and Sasuke's Chidori somewhere*

Misty: What was that? Oh well, see you next time folks!

P.S. none of the senders are real. I based the questions from what I read on Facebook.

>>If you want a part 2, I'll make one. Oh, and if you want your question to be shown and answered by Sasuke and Sakura, just comment below!

Arigatou~! ♡