Recap! So basically, yesterday, it was kinda crazy. You all know what happened, sooo yeah I don't gotta repeat myself but basically my ex boyfriend Matt killed by mother via vehicular manslaughter. And I don't care if it was involuntary, it still happened.
Anyways, while my birthday mostly sucked, I'm back with Chris! And yes, I know what you're thinking. You're so happy for me. I'm happy for me too, I just know Chris can treat me better than Matt ever did.
I wake up and stretch my arms, "Good morning world!". I then grab the beautiful bracelet Christopher got me and put it on my skinny, petite wrist. So perfect.
Butterflies flutter in my chest at the mere thought of Chris🥺🦋 , he is just the most jaw dropping man alive. Well, he might not be as good looking as Matt actually, but Chris got no criminal record. And that's cute. 🥰
Well, it's time to open my phone! I just know Chris has sent me a lovely good morning message, probably from the end of Nicks bed next to his smelly toes. Isn't he so sweet? I walk to the bathroom with my mobile device, sit down for my morning piss and turn it on.
Just as I expected, a message from him is waiting for me. Excitedly, I swipe up and oh my god he's written me a paragraph, a whole love declaration? God, he's thoughtful. Matt could fucking never.
"Siri, read message from my Peepsi boy aloud" I say into my phone before placing it down and relaxing. What? I'm not the best at reading. Especially when it comes to big words. Why read when Siri do it for you?
Anyways, I wait for her to begin speaking, I'll show y'all the message first! I'm so excited.
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The small shaped lung in my chest known as my heart, drops. Oh. Oh. Um. Well, perhaps my poor Chris's phone got hacked by the Russian government.
I scramble to grab my phone, my hands sweaty and my body in full fly or fight mode. There's no way Chris just dumped me, we got on so well last night. I mean, he got me a McCake.
Anyways, I take a deep breath in, the same techneek Matt taught me... no, Yolly. I can't get upset over my mother's murderer. Chris is who I gotta focus on now. So, I hit call.
"Yello?" the voice on the other side of the phone speaks up. It's Chris. Well, he doesn't sound to breakup-ey. My tiny red juicy lung's rate goes down (I know it's called a heart, but the scientific terms more fun).
"Oh Chris! Thank god, okay, so you won't believe this, but your phone got hacked and sent me a spam message" I laugh out casually, pacing around my room like you do when you on da phone to a boy you likey 🤭.
Chris is silent on da mobile for a second before talking, "Yolly... you mean the text I sent you this morning?".
Well fuck, he sent the message. Clearly he is playing a prank with me for video content. It kinda hurta ma feeling.
