Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Hubris: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Grek: Thank you

Hubris: I didn't say that was a good thing

Gek: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Ingressus: Someone will die.

Achillean: Of fun!

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Igneous and Malakai skipping stones on lake*

Igneous: It's such a beautiful evening.

Malakai, whispering: Take that you fricking lake

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Masani: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Onyx: What's that?

Masani: Remorse code.

Onyx: I'm even angrier now.

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Tygren: You kill people for money?!

Jalkar: I can explain!

Tygren: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Chronos: While I'm gone, Pythus, you're in charge.

Pythus: Yes!!!

Chronos, whispering: Vulcannus, you're secretly in charge.

Vulcannus: Obviously.

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Ingressus: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Tygren: We got spring water

Ingressus: NO.

Lucidious: with EXTRA minerals

Tygren: it's like licking a stalagmite

Ingressus: DON'T COME HOME.

Lucidious: Mmmmm cave water

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Ingressus: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Senn: I think Tygren was right.

Ria: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Thalleous: They wouldn't do that.

Tygren: You're right, Thalleous. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Tygren: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Tygren Told You So' on the back*

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Kiyoshi: *Gently taps table*

Lucan: *Taps back*

Nitsuke: What are they doing?

Niika: Morse code.

Kiyoshi: *Aggressively taps table*

Lucan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-