Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Senn:Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Ingressus:Why?

Senn:To get to the idiot's house.

Senn:Knock Knock

Ingressus:Whos there?

Senn:The chicken

Ingressus:

Senn:

Ingressus:I won't punish you on one condition

Senn:What?

Ingressus:Go tell that joke to Thalleous.

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Kiyoshi:I'm so nervous about this C- I got in my test.

Lucan:I'm sure your parents will understand.

Kiyoshi:You don't understand.

Kiyoshi:It's not my parents I'm scared of.

Kiyoshi:It's Nitsuke.

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Thalleous:So I'm thinking about cheating on the test

Tygren:I'm not saying that you should,but if you're really gonna.

Tygren:Here are the most effective ways to do it.

Thalleous:I can't figure out who is the bad influence in this situation.

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Achillean:(Taps table)

Ingressus:(Taps table in response)

Pythus:Stop that.

Achillean:Why?

Pythus:You're talking about me in morse code

Ingressus:Yes that's what we are doing.In our very limited free time,we took a class on a very outdated,very unnecessary form just so we could talk about you in front of you.

(later)

Ingressus,to Senn:That's....exactly what we did.

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Vulcannus:The French have given us many good things.

Abbigail:French toast.

Scorch:French fries.

Pythus:The Guillotine.

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Kiyoshi:You said you had nothing to do with the robbery.Are you lying to me?

Lucan:That depends on how you define lying.

Kiyoshi:Well,I define it as not telling the truth.How do you define it?

Lucan:Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Kiyoshi:

Lucan:

Kiyoshi:Get out of my office.

Lucan:Absolutely.

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Vulcannus:Here you go,Pythus.

Pythus:Homework.

Vulcannus:It's my way of saying "Get well soon".

Pythus:You know,chocolate says that better.

Vulcannus:I already did all of your assignments, all you have to do is sign your name.