Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Ingressus: Okay fine I'll try to tell you guys a scary story. I'm not very good at it so go easy on me...

Ingressus: Carpeted kitchen.

Tygren: *Screaming*

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Ingressus: There's no magical cure for depression, anxiety, insecurity, or any mental illness there is.

Ingressus: However, Ziniada once said to me, "Whenever you feel depressed, imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.

Ingressus:

Ingressus: I know it shouldn't work, but do you know how hard it is to be sad with that image in your head?

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Kiyoshi: This is such a bad idea.

Lucan: Then why are you coming along?

Kiyoshi: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Ingressus: *Pulls back the curtain while Achillean is showering*

Ingressus: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Niika: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Lucan: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Niika: But you're always acting stupid?

Lucan: ...

Lucan: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Kiyoshi: *Locks Lucanin the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Lucan: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Lucan: *In a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Ingressus: *In the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Kiyoshi: Is this your plan B?

Niika: Technically, this is plan P.

Kiyoshi: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Niika: Yes, but I marry Lucan in plan M.

Lucan: I like plan M.

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Thalleous: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Tygren:I will politely decline.

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Nitsuke, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Kiyoshi: ....That's a gecko-

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Niika: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Xaria: A horrible decision, really.

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