Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Pythus: I want to kill you.

Ingressus: Step in line, your number is 473, wait time 2 years.

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Niika: WOMEN'S RIGHTS WOOO!

Lucan: WOMEN'S WRONGS AS WELL YOU GO DO THOSE CRIMES LADIES!

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Senn: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?

Tygren, Ziniada and Detheus: You mean the one that sounds like Lucidius?

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Ingressus: Do you have the Mobilium Prime?

Sulliman: I might feel smarter if you had something to barter.

Ingressus: I offer you...your unmurdered life.

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Trevor: *At the beginning of a relationship* I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear your heartbeat.

Trevor: *Two years into a relationship* I recorded your snoring so you can hear how loud you freaking you are and why I can't freaking sleep.

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Grek: Look it's three to one and you're tied up.

Ingressus: You're right. Get another six in here and it might be a fair fight.

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Nitsuke: How do I become the life of a party?

Xaria: Hold it at your local cemetery.

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Pythus: 911 what's your emergency?

Denny: Help! My friend is dying in my living room!

Pythus: *Trying not to laugh* Then I guess it's not a living room anymore.

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Alec: How can anyone call Xaria cruel?He's the most precious soft little soul!

Xaria: *In the middle of burying Lucan alive* YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

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Deltheus: Mom, I refuse to go back to school after what my principal said to me.

Ingressus: What did he say?

Deltheus: "You're expelled". Like how dare he?

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Achillean: Since when is babysitting the Knights of Ardonia my–

Achillean: Oh my gosh, that's exactly my job.

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Lucan, running in: I have a plan but I'm gonna need someone to help me!

Xaria: *Spins wheel with all the Felden gangs names on it* Your turn Kiyoshi.

Kiyoshi: Dammit.

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Hubris: Why are you carrying Grim around?

Grek: He's so small and I'm so tall. I had to pick him up. It's like a rule.