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Hey y'all!Here's a chapter on Christmas, have a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it and a good random day in December to those who don't!


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Tygren: Hey!Luci, are you doing anyhing tonight?

Lucidius: Having my night ruined by whatever you are going to ask me.

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*Denny and Abbigail playing chess*

Denny: ...Do you have any fours?

Abbigail: Denny, we're playing chess.

Denny: Ah. Was it Kernel Snow in the pantry with a candlestick?

Abbigail: Do you even know how to play chess?

Denny: Of course I do.

Denny: *Proceeds to move the king in an L shape*

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Lira: Did it hurt?

Masani: *Rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?

Lira: No.

Msani: What?

Lira: *Grins* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

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Alec: This is really bad...

Xaria: Yes it is...

Nitsuke: Are you sure it's bad?

Alec: We straight up disobeyed the captain's orders!If that's not a bad thing I don't know what is!We could get the axe...

Nitsuke: *Excited* Really?I've never gotten the axe before!

Alec: Yeah... Do you actually know what it means to get the axe?

Xaria: I know what it means. Several people were axed at my previous occupation. It was a pain to clean up the mess...

Alec: Oh forget it, he doesn't know what the word means either.

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Lucan: With Niika we can conquer anything!

Niika: We also need a boat.

Lucan: With Niika and a boat we can conquer anything!

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Ria: SENN?!

Senn: Ria?!

Ingressus: ACHILLEAN?!

Achillean: INGRESSUS?!

Tygren: TEA!

Everyone:

Tygren: Huh?What's wrong?!I thought we were calling out things we love!

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Vulcannus: Are you alright?

Denny, with tears in his eyes: Yeah, yeah it's just all these onions...

Vulcannus: Oh ok.

Vulcannus, to the onions: The frick did you say to him?

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Ingressus: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

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