Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Lucan: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?

Kiyoshi: No... well, their slowness.

Lucan: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Lucan: Now I have a plan.

Lucan: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Grek: Do dragons fart fire?

Hubris: I don't know.

Grek: I thought you went to college.

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Shapeshifter: *Transforms to look like Niika*

Niika: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Lucan: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Kiyoshi: *Standing on the roof* Bless you.

Lucan: God?!

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Ingressus: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.

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Ziniada: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!

tygren: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Ingressus: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Tygren: Mine just says "tygren no."

Ingressus: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Xaria: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Xaria: Ask me to kill for you.

Alec: ...First of all, calm down-

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Niika: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Xaria: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FRICKING STAIRS!

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Vulcannus: Abigail, what are you doing?

Abigail: *Shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Vulcannus: You could always take it out and count it.

Abigail: Where's the fun in that?

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Kiyoshi: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!

Nitsuke: But I'm a vegan.

Kiyoshi: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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