Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Abbigail: Why do you stay up so late?

Pythus: There is no sleep for the wicked.

Abbigail:

Vulcannus, walking past them: Cat videos

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Jalkar: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil

Abbigail: Which is?

Jalkar: If they dislike Grim, they're evil.

Abbigail, nodding their head in agreement: Yeah that makes sense. Then we kill them.

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Pythus: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!

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Lucan: Xaria, what do you have?

Xaria: A KNIFE!

Lucan: Okay, have fun-

Kiyoshi: NO!

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Masani: I am strong! I beat Hubris at arm wrestling!

Ria: Anyone can beat Hubris at arm wrestling!

Hubris: Hey-

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Thalleous on Monday: *Glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

Thalleous on Wednesday: *Walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Allister: Hi-

Vulcannus: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your face.

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*Squad facing Ingressus*

Senn: I'm not scared of you. None of us are!

Ria: I kind of am.

Senn: Ria, shut up

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Abbigail: Did Vulcannus just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Denny: Yeah,he did.

Abbigail: And did I just do finger guns back?

Denny: Yeah, you did.

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Pythus: What's this?

Abbigail, hugging Pythus: Affection!

Pythus: Disgusting.

Pythus: ...Do it again.

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Niika: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"

Kiyoshi: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.

Lucan: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Ingressus: I owe you one.

Achillean: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.