Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Ingressus: What's up guys? I'm back.

Senn: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Ingressus: Death is a social construct.

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Lucan: But what about Niika? She's were my SOULMATE!

Kiyoshi: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

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Chronos: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Chronos: Violently practices.

Vulcannus: Violently studies.

Abbigail: Violently sleeps.

Allister: Violently shoots pictures.

Denny: Violently boxes.

Pythus: Violently murders people.

Abbigail: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Lucan: *Sneaking in through their window*

Kiyoshi: *Turning in their chair and turns on the lights* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Lucan: I was... with Niika?

Niika: *Turns in the other chair* Wanna try again?

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Lucan: Do you think I'm dumb?

Niika: Oh, so this is what we're doing today.

Niika: Who are we fighting?

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Vulcannus: What the frick is wrong with you??

Pythus: What? No good morning?

Vulcannnus: Good morning, what the frick is wrong with you??

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Tygren: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Thalleous is walking in this room.

Senn: *Wheeze*

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Allister: Is it still visible? Where Vulcannnus slapped me?

Trevor: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Saxon: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Denny: A palm reader could tell Vulcannus's future by looking at your face.

Abbigail: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Allister: ...A simple 'yes' would have sufficed.

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Kiyoshi, about Nitsuke: She's speaking some kind of French.

Niika: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Tygren: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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