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Lucan: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.

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Ziniada: Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achilles' Horse.

Ingressus: Ziniada...

Tygren, in the background: Who's gonna tell him?

Ziniada: Uh oh, I've really opened Pandora's Labyrinth here.

Ingressus: *Resists the temptation to yell at them in Greek*

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Tygren: How dumb do they think we are?

Zianada: Sometimes Ingressus leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Abbigail: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Allister: Which one? I can't do both.

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Lucan: So you like cats?

Niika: Yeah.

Lucan: *Tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Achillean: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Ingressus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Achillean: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Ingressus: Is it working?

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Thalleous: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Galleous: No. No,Thalleous, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Thalleous calls Tygren. Number five: Ria gets eaten by a shark.

Ria: I'm Ria, and I approve the order of that list.

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Ingressus: Why are your tongues purple?

Thalleous: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tygren: I had a red one.

Ingressus: Oh

Ingressus:

Ingressus: OH

Senn:

Senn: You drank each other's slushies?

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Hubris: Grek is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Onyx: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Senn: Tackle them!

Ria: Dump them.

Masani: Kick them in the shin!

Grek: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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