Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Kiyoshi: *Collapses*

Lucan: Don't die on me now!

Everyone:

Lucan: You still owe me five dollars!

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Ria: Just think about this! I'm your hottest friend.

Ria: No, that's Abbigail... I'm your nicest friend.

Ria: No, that's Igneous. I'm your... friend!

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Abbigail: Where's Allister?

Vulcannus: Denny locked him in the bathroom.

Denny: Vulcannus! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Abbigail: I'm cool with it.

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Ingressus: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Tygren: I was in the will?

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Tygren: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Ingressus: Did you like the food I made?

Thallous: No, not really.

Ingressus: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Thalleous: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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Thalleous: Do you think I'm ugly?

Tygren: It's not about looks, Thalleous. What's valuable is on the inside...

Thalleous: Tygren...

Tygren: For example, someone's heart.

Thalleous: Aw... Stop it-

Tygren: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Thalleous: Seriously, stop.

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Lucan: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Lucan: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Lucan: Orange.

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Tygren: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Senn:

Senn: I like you.

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Denny & Vulcannus: *Playing video games*

Abbigail: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Denny: *Silence*

Vulcannus: *Silence*

Abbigail, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Denny & Vulcannus in shame: Yeah...

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Lucan: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!