Lucan:Hey Kiysohi, did you know I'm really good at geography?
Kiyoshi:Oh really?
Lucan:Yes, come on, test me!
Kiyoshi:Ok then....Where is Conchord?
Lucan:In Ardonia!
Kiyoshi:*Facepalms*
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Ingressus, to Kiyoshi and Abbigail:Welcome to the 'We didn't sign up to parent a bunch of chaos entities' club.
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Niika:Could you get us a table?
Lucan:Sure.
*A few minutes later*
Lucan, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table:START THE CAR, NIIKA.
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Ingressus, to Achillean while lying face down on the bed, regretting everything:And then I called him dad.
Aegus, on the phone with Dominus, trying not to cry:And then he called me dad.
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Trevor:You can say have a nice day without any problem.
Trevor:But you cannot say "Enjoy the nest 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.
Abbigail:How did you get into my room?
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Thalleous:*Dies*
The ghosts of all the Voltaris he killed:*Glaring*
Random Voltaris:Well what are we waiting for?Let's kill him!!
Dominus:No, we're all dead, we can't do that.
Thalleous:*Sighs in relief*
Dominus:However, we DID prepare a 6 hours long powerpoint on how much you suck.
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Thalleous:I will not stand here and be insulted!
Ingressus:
Ingressus:Then stand over there and get insulted, I don't give a frick.
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Ingressus:Zulius blames me for his death.
Achillean:Why?
Ingressus:Probably because I killed him.
Achillean:Oh.That would do it.
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Tygren:Ugh this war is so homophobic.
Lucidius:Why?
Tygren:I'm bi and it's inconveniencing me.
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Achillean:I fear nothing.
Tygren:Ingressus knows you didn't get any sleep for the past 4 days.
Achillean,already packing his bags:I fear one thing.
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Kiyoshi:I put the cereal first.
Lucan: I put the milk first.
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