Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Ingressus and Achilleans four year old: I'll be up late.I have homework.

Achillean: You're in preschool, darling.

Her:I have to color this whole picture,Papa.

Achillean:

Achillean: I'll put on some coffee.

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Grim:What are you,five?

Hubris:*snorts*Yeah five heads taller than you

Grim:

Hubris: I'm sorry please don't kill me

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Ingressus: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Ingressus: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Niika: You're an idiot.

Lucan: That's the charm.

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Tygren: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Thalleous: Your life?

Tygren: I- well yes, but-

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Lucan:She's beauty, she's grace, she'll stab you in the face

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Achillean: What are you two arguing about this time?

Tygren: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Thalleous: Cry me a table, Tygren.

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Achillean:Thalleous-and-Tygren-sitting-in-a-tree.

Thalleous:Achillean-get-away-from-me.

Ingressus:First come love,then come marriage

Tygren:And then the Deathsinger with spinal damage.

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Everyone:omg,omg,omg what do we do??

Niika:*Steps out dramatically*

Niika:*hairflips in slow motion*

Niika:*puts on sunglasses*

Niika:*dramatically holds roll of blueprints up*

Niika:I have a plan

Lucan:*snorts*Well, that's a surprise

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Niika:If you had 10 cakes and Kiyoshi asks for 2,how many would you have?

Lucan:10.Kiyoshi knows not to ask for my cakes.

Niika:Ok, if you had 10 cakes and Kiyoshi forcibly takes 2, how many would you have?

Lucan:10 and a dead Kiyoshi

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Hubris:"Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit;"wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.