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Ingressus: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Ingressus: I'm actually very good at mathematics.

Ingressus: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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Niika: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Kiyoshi: A pet WHAT?!

Lucan: William Snakespeare.

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Lucan: Thanks for not telling Kiyoshi what happened.

Ingressus, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Nitsuke: Do you cook?

Kiyoshi: I made a cake once.

Lucan: Yeah, it was good.

Kiyoshi: Really?

Lucan: Don't make me lie twice,Kiyoshi.

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Ria: Frick,Hubris, are you secretly cool?

Hubris: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Ria: I do not.

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Pythus: I am literally evil incarnate.

Pythus: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Pythus: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.

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Kiyoshi: *Speaking Spanish*

Lucan: I know, I know.

Niika: You speak Spanish?

Lucan: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Kiyoshi speaks.

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Denny: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Allister: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Vulcannus: A sprite is anything not static.

Scorch: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Denny: A sprite is a freaking soda.

Denny: You freaking nerds.

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Tygren: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Tygren: *Slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Abbigail: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Trevor: I don't know how to do that.

Saxon: I don't wear a watch.

Vulcannus: Time is a construct.

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Thalleous: He's the boy of my dreams!

Ria: You say every boy is the boy of your dreams.

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