Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Pythus, watching power lines fall down: Lucan, Tygren! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

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Senn: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tygren: What do you mean?

Senn: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Tygren: No?

Senn: That actually explains so much.

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Kiyoshi: So, are you two friends?

Alec: Yes.

Xaria: No.

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Ingressus: Tell Tygren off, Senn! Assert yourself!

Senn: That's my ice cream!

Ingressus: Good! Now let them have it!!

Senn, handing Tygren the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Vulcannus: What have you done with Abbigail?

Pythus: Nothing. Why do you think I should?

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Ingressus: I've been expecting you, Senn.

Senn: How did you do that without turning around?

Ingressus: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

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Zulious, grinning: Before you were what?

Ingressus: Before I was-

Zulious: What?

Ingressus: Before I was inter-

Zulious: Before you were interrupted?

Ingressus: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Zulious: What?

Ingressus: *makes frustrated sound*

Hadion, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.

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Tygren: I regret nothing!!!

Ingressus: I regret everything!!!

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Pythus: Why don't you go talk to her?

Vulcannus, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Pythus: What? So you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

Vulcannus: She could hear me.

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Lucan: I will send my army to attack!

Lucan: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Abbigail, texting Vulcannus: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill.