Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Tygren: FRICK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Tygren: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Lucan: Tygren just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Lucan: I just won Tygren Tantrum Bingo.

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Niika: Hey, Lucan. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Lucan: I like sunflowers.

Niika, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps:Well,Crap.

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Denny: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Tygren: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!

Ziniada: What makes you think I read?

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Achillean: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Thalleous: Sleeping is nice.

Achillean: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Vulcannus: Regular soda is too sweet!

Abbigail: Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Vulcannus: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Abbigail: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Vulcannus: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Abbigail: I'm going to physically attack you.

Vulcannus: Which is better,Pythus?

Pythus: Oh, I usually drink water!

Abbigail: Wha- NO!

Vulcannus: DISGUSTING!

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Achillean: Hey Tygren, do you wanna help us?

Tygren: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.

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Ziniada: Hello, I'm Ziniada. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Ingressus: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Aegus: But did I make you cry?

Ingressus: *cries on the spot*

Aegus: ...Crap.

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Saxon: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

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Kiyoshi: What are you doing here?

Lucan: I could ask you the same question.