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Tygren: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm freaking pissed.

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Allister: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Grim: I'm very scary.

Grek: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Grim: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Grek: And small.

Grim:

Grim: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Ingressus: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Thalleous: That doesn't exist.

Ingressus: Not with that attitude.

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Lucan: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Kiyoshi periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Lucan: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Ingressus: When's the last time you slept?

Achillean: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Ingressus: A few- how many?!

Achillean: Uh... *Starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Ingressus: What you need is sleep!

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Kiyoshi: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Niika: It's kind of complicated, but Lucan-

Kiyoshi: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Niika: I love when you try to seem normal.

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Thalleous: They made Ingressus cry!

Tygren: Ingressus always cries!

Ingressus: That's not true! *Cries*

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Abbigail: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Allister If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Tygren, walking into Achillean and Ingressus's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Achillean: What was it about?

Ingressus: No, don't ask them that!

Achillean: Why not?

Ingressus: Cause they'll answer!

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Saxon: *Gasp*

Trevor: What?

Saxon: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Trevor: *Inhales*

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