Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Senn:What are your thoughts on small children?

Tygren:They're ok,I guess.I mean if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at them.

Senn:Why would you throw a rock at a small kid?

Tygren:I just said I wouldn't.

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Niika:Yeah,actually I DO like bad boys.

Lucan:*Falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere.

Niika, with a lovestruck smile, watching Lucan flail around the floor:And by that I mean boys that are bad at everything.

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Igneous:*Staring blankly at a wall*

Senn:Hey what up?

Igneous:There's only five pages left in my book

Senn:That's a good thing isn't it?

Igneous:*Turns around and grabs Senn* The main character just got captured

Senn:S-sequel?

Igneous:There is none.

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DeathTide kid:Tygren, I can't sleep, there's a monster under my bed.

Tygren:Don't be silly there's no such thing as-OH NO IT'S BITING MY ARM OFF!!

DeathTide kid:WHAT???!

Tygren:Just kidding.

DeathTide kid:*Sighs in relief*

Tygren:It only eats little kids.Good night!

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Almrak:Don't say a word.

Deltheus:Fergalicious

Almrak:What did I just say?

Deletheus:

Deltheus:Oh I see, two weeks when we played scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is.How convenient for you.

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Alec:*Hugs Xaria*

Xaria:What is this?

Alec:Affection

Xaria:Disgusting

Alec:*Tries to pull away*

Xaria:WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP?

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Achillean:*Under his breath*Future boyfriend says what.

Ingressus:What?

Achillean:*Squeals*

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Computer:Please enter a new password.

Grek:*Typing* Grim.

Computer:Your password is too short.

Grek:*Smiling* I know.

Grim:*In the distance* HEY FRICK YOU GREK.

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Aegus:What's on your shirt?

Ingressus:Oh it's just blood.

Aegus:What do you mean it's JUST blood.