Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Igneous: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Igneous: And I started thinking.

Igneous: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Igneous: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Borgen: Are you ok?

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Tygren: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Senn: How?

Tygren: I need someone to take the fall.

Senn: What did you do?

Tygren: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Thalleous, from the other room: Oh my gosh.

Tygren: ...

Thalleous: OH MY GOSH!

Senn: Make it a hundred.

Tygren: Deal.

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Lucan: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Kiyoshi: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

*Nitsuke walks in*

Kiyoshi: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Abbigail: Violence isn't the answer.

Tygren: You're right.

Abbigail: *Sighs in relief*

Tygren: Violence is the question.

Abbigail:What?

Tygren, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Abbigail, running after them: NO-

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Abbigail: YOU CHEATED!

Allister: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?

Grim: I... can confirm that that actually happened.

Abbigail: ... What?

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Ingressus: Achillean and I are having a baby.

Senn: That's gre-

Ingressus, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Pythus: Scorch, you're my best friend.

Scorch: Best friend? BEST friend?!, I'm your only friend.

Scorch: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR IDIOTICNESS!

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Kiyoshi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Xaria?

Xaria: No.

Alec: I do!

Kiyoshi: I know, Alec.

Alec: I'm sad.

Kiyoshi: I know, Alec.