Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Tygren: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Lucidius: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.

Tygren: Alright, so what would you do?

Lucidius: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Lucidius: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.

Lucidius: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Lucidius: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.

Lucidius: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.

Tygren:

Tygren: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Ingressus:If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Ingressus: Damn, y'all depressed as frick!

Senn: You didn't clap either-

Ingressus: SHUT UP!

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Kiyoshi: What scares you guys the most?

Niika: Werewolves!

Lucan: Sharks.

Xaria: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Nitsuke:

Nitsuke: Xaria.

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Pythus: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Scorch: Rock.

Pythus: Paper.

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Ingressus: Go ahead, Senn. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Hubris: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Lucan: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Lucan: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Lucidius: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Lucidius, gesturing to Tygren and Thalleous fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Senn: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Ingressus: You're too young to have enemies.

Senn: You don't even know.

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Lucan: The Ocean is a soup.

Niika:

Niika: Do elaborate.