Zulius:The Deathsinger is a diabolical,sadistic entity of evil.He might just be the single most dangerous ardoni in existence.
*meanwhile*
The Voltaris:*Arguing about pizza and causing chaos*
Ingressus:*Facepalming and internal screaming*
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Niika:Lucan, you need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders!
Lucan:*Takes Niika by the waist and puts her on his shoulder* Sorry I can't.
Niika:What are you doing?!
Lucan:Carrying my world.
Alec:AWWWWWW.
Kiyoshi:*Stays quiet*
Kiyoshi:Happens so often I'm basically immune by now.
Alec:I envy you
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Ingressus:Did you take out Thalleous?
Tygren:Thalleous had been taken out, yes.
Ingressus:You have my grati-
Tygren:It was a great restaurant
Ingressus:Wha-
Tygren:We had a romantic candle lit dinner.
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Deltheus:Oh jeez the doors locked.
Deltheus:*Throws a chair though the window* Perfect.
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Denny:*Randomly one night* Do fish feel wet all the time?
Abbigail:I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Denny:Sorry,sorry.
Abbigail:*A minute later*OH MY GOSH DO THEY?
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Tygren:Thalleous, your a real b****.
Ingressus:TYGREN!There is no need to insult female dogs like that!
*Later*
Tygren:Ingressus, you're a real Thalleous.
Ingressus:*Horrified gasping* You take that back.
Thalleous:????
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Igneous:I value you almost as much as the library.
Borgen:Uh thanks?
Igneous, whispering:How are my compliments going?
Senn:Absolutely horrible.
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Hubris:Fun?We can't fight the Voltaris with fun!
Senn:You should try it sometime.
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*Shortly after Thalleous and Tygren start dating*
Tygren:But how are we supposed to tell Ingressus?He hates you!
Thalleous:Ok I have an idea...how about we don't tell him till marriage?
Tygren:.....GENIUS!
*Years later*
Tygren:Hey Ingressus?
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