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Kiyoshi: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Lucan: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Denny: What does this coffee taste like?

Abbigail: *Tastes it*

Abbigail: Hazelnut?

Denny: I dunno, I got it from the trash.

*Later*

Allister: Are you gonna finish that coffee?

Abbigail: No, Denny found it in the-

Abbigail:

Abbigail: You can have it.

Allister: Thanks! *Takes the coffee and sips it, walking away*

Abbigail, mischievously, to theirself: That's right. Drink the garbage coffee.

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Ingressus: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Almrak: Not it!

Deltheous: Not it!

Ingressus: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Pythus: Truth or dare?

Vulcannus: Dare.

Pythus: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Vulcannus: Hey Allister?

Allister, blushing: Yeah?

Vulcannus: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Abbigail.

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Vulcannus, trying to ask Abbigail out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Pythus: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Ria, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

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Ingressus: This is so frustrating! I hate everything, I hate everybody!

Achillean: E-Everybody?

Ingressus, sighing: Everybody except you.

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Niika: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

Niika: Christmas lights?

Kiyoshi: Check.

Lucan: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Kiyoshi: Check.

Nitsuke: Santa suits?

Kiyoshi: Check.

Xar: Shovel?

Kiyoshi: Check.

Xaria: Alibi and bail money?c

Kiyoshi: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Pythus: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Xaria: Isn't that just killing people?

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