Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Ingressus to Deltheous: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.

Tygren, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Ingressus: 'Course, there are other schools of thought.

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Tygren: What's the phobia of being murdered?

Ingressus: Common sense.

Tygren: Yeah, I don't have that one.

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Osivian: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.

Thalleous: Why does it seem like every time you talk to us, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.

Thalleous: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?

Osivian: I'm a meteorologist.

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Achillean:Ingressus, how do you want your coffee?

Ingressus: As dark and black as my soul.

Tygren: *Starts choking*

Achillean: So... a glass of milk?

Ingressus: Yeh.

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Lucan: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Kiyoshi: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?

Lucan:

Lucan: I'll go make my bed-

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Tygren: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Thalleous: Well then who's is it?

Tygren, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Igneous: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Igneous: And I started thinking.

Igneous: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Igneous: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Borgen: Are you ok?

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Lucan: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Xaria: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Lucan: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Nitsuke: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.