Lucan: All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. Love is dead and never existed.
Xaria: Are you alright?
Lucan: Niika at the last of my freaking cake.
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Osivian: So are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Thalleous, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
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Lucan: *Points at Niika; This is my girlfriend, suckers!
Niika: Your wife, Lucan.
Lucan: Even better!
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Ingressus: Tygren we need to talk about-
Tygren: The building was already on fire when I got here.
Ingressus: What?
Tygren: What?
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Saxon: Okay, so I identify as bisexual.
Vulcannus: And that means you could have a male partner.
Saxon: Yep.
Vulcannus: Or a female partner.
Saxon: Yep.
Vulcannus: And that means you're bi.
Saxon: Yep.
Vulcannus: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
Saxon:
Saxon: Did you just-
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Zulius: What is wrong with you?!
Tygren: Wow, you could start with "good morning"
Zulius: Good morning. What is wrong with you?!
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Nitsuke: We're throwing a Halloween party at my house!It'll be the best thing ever!
Xaria: Someone will die.
Nitsuke: Of fun!
Xaria: And of murder!
Nitsuke: We're going to have beer, pumpkins!
Xaria: Bloody goblins.
Nitsuke: Fake ones. It's going to be awesome. We're going to have decorations.
Xaria: Dead people that we just murdered.
Nitsuke: Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from TV or movies.
Xaria: Mutilated bodies.
Nitsuke: Fake ones. Candy, dancing, tequila!There's going to be all kinds of food and snacks!
Xaria: Blood orphans!
Nitsuke: No blood orphans!I... I don't know what that is.
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Pythis: This goes against my moral compass!
Vulcannus: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FRIGGING ROULETTE WHEEL!
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